Public Speakers Anonymous
I went to this great event at Biofuel Oasis today.
The Oasis, our local worker-owned biodiesel distribution co-op, has been running a series of events every Monday night in June called Driving Still Sucks. The events all promoted different aspects of alternatives to driving.
The ladies at Oasis started this project because they got sick of hearing customers talk about the fact that now that they’re on biodiesel it was all perfectly OK and there was no guilt associated with driving.
Somewhere around that time this phenomenon was happening, somebody in the press did a write up about Berkeley Biodiesel Collective, and somewhere in the usual mistranslation that the press does, the biodieselers were quoted as saying that the collective’s unofficial motto is Driving Still Sucks. Everybody in the collective found that absolutely charming and adopted it fully afterwards, even though it was of course not really true at the time of the interview.
The Driving Still Sucks series included the following events:
Monday June 12, 5 - 8 PM: Everything You Wanted to Know about Biodiesel but Were Afraid to Ask:
which included “answers to burning questions about biodiesel” (they must’ve had the mystical answer to “what do you do with the glycerine” printed up in giant letters in the back)
Monday June 19, 5 - 8 PM: Rearrange Your Life to Drive Less: Creative Strategies
* City CarShare
* Public Transportation & Bike options
* Telecommuting: How to convince your boss to let you work from home
* Live near where you work, Work near where you live: Drive l day per week!
* Yummy food and drink
And tonight’s event focused on “Do It Yourself". What this meant was that the speakers were primarily from the city gardening and farming community, and there was a cute potluck of tasty treats from people’s gardens, and homemade alcohols, at the end of which the Oasis collective toasted their newest full worker-owner members, two women who’d just passed the truck driving examination and would start doing Oasis fuel deliveries locally.
Urban farming really means a lot in our area. I recently heard about someone who was moving here from the East Coast to get a job as a school gardens instructor, which is one of those typically wonderful Berkeley progressive institutions that you take for granted until you find out that someone has moved from East Coast to come do it. The school garden programs movement is just one small aspect of the powerful urban farming movement in this town (considering the price of real estate here, it’s a challenging thing to do, by the way). In fact, there are several food businesses which have grown out of the school gardens and use gardening movement-it’s entirely possible to eat fresh produce all year round and for all of its have come from one quarter mile away, grown by teenagers in one of the programs.
Anyway, Jennifer solicited me to come talk about beekeeping. Jennifer, who knew that I’m not crazy about going to biodiesel 101 events around here anymore (I’m sick of talking about beginning homebrewing and ‘have I heard of diesel secret’ at the moment), suggested that I could even be anonymous.
Jennifer and I have this kind of funny thing going on about the oasis. My boyfriend lives around the corner from the oasis, which means that I’m constantly stopping by when I need to find Jennifer and she’s too busy to return phone calls. Unfortunately for me, the Oasis sometimes has a fairly large crowd of customers hanging around, including the types that are there just to talk people’s head off, and I"m always wary of the possibility of getting ensnared by one of the talkers.
I was over there one day when Jennifer was off shift, and she was trying very hard to escape her own customers as well, while someone else was actually working the shift. We’re having some intense conversation in front of a few customers who seemed interested in chatting, and she kept announcing to everyone in the room that she was offshift and trying to leave. That was either wishful thinking or some kind of superstitious warding off of the evil eye. Anyway, as we were on our way out the door, the person was actually working the shift called out, “Bye, Jennifer, Bye, Mark". At that point a chatty customer turned around and said,"wait, is your name girl Mark"? Jennifer and I shot a glance at each other, and I turned around with an obviously lying tone of voice and said “no, I have no idea what you mean!", and we ran out the door laughing. Ever since then, it’s always this joke with her about not mentioning me by name when I’m at the Oasis in front of customers.
Anyway, the event tonight meant that I showed up with a small empty beehive to show and tell, and a jar full of honey, and there right in front of the oasis was Jim, who has goats in North Berkeley, along with a small portable pen with two adult nannies and several adorable baby goats. Someone else was there to talk about keeping chickens in the city, someone else was talking about water systems and recycling gray water, Chris Schein had a truck full of plants for sale, there is a natural plaster and nontoxic painting company with some inspiring speakers telling us all about getting petroleum out of the inside of your house and cutting down on indoor air pollution, and I fit right in. I got up in front of everybody, announced loudly that my name was Stellar (an actual nickname from the past), and said something like ‘I don’t know anything about this biofuel stuff but I’m here to talk about bees’, which solicited laughter from the one third of the audience who was in on the joke. It was awesome thing to do public speaking about something completely unrelated to biodiesel homebrewing for once. I